So the trip was fun! I caught 2 catfish. This makes that 3 catfish that I've caught in my life. Usually it's just perch. LOL. Anyway, so fun was had, and Kelly is tired as hell, but in an incredibly good mood, and I think I'm gonna go take a nap now. But hey, first, I get to show you my shiny new, pictorially inspired, Rosenbaum/Ackles fic! YAY! I love you CW, for giving me pretty pictures to play with!

Fandom: WBrps
Title: Two Doors to the Left
Pairing: Rosenbaum/Ackles
Rated: NC17
Notes: So, ya know. This was obviously going to happen. I mean, this is ME we're talking about. It takes place (solely in my head) directly after this picture was taken.

( 'Ya know, I must be drunker than I thought I was.' )

Fandom: WBrps
Title: 3 am
Rated: NC17
Pairings: Rosenbaum/Welling, Padalecki/Ackles
Notes: So we knew th is was coming, right? It's not my fault, they totally, totally, TOTALLY brought this on themselves by how well-fucked they looked at the CW Up Fronts thing.

( “We should shave,” Jensen says just as Mike slurs some sort of cut down in Jared’s general vicinity. “We look like we’ve been sitting around all week getting shit faced and fucking our brains out.” )

This is not all of the responses to the ficlet/drabble prompts, I'm doing them in parts. This is just the first five. And ya'll? YAY! I got to write Chris/Jensen porn! WEEEEE!!!!

Ficlet/drabbles for: expastic, dolimir_k, idiosyncratic, without_me, & missboleyn

( SPN: Sam/Dean, cold, r, 645 words )

( SV: Chloe/Clark, aftermath, pg, 580 words )

( WBrps: Chris/Jensen, fire, pg-13, 578 words )

( WBrps: Chris/Jensen, water, nc-17, 992 words )

( TWW: Josh & Sam, pain, pg, 496 words )

I did the graphics! Me and kristiinthedark finished our smutbox entry. She wrote, I designed. Fun was had! Laughs were had in abundance let me tell you. The first time we ever talk on IM and I'm lke "So. Cockrings." And she's like "Yes. And pocket pussies." And I"m like "Oh yeah. Hi! NICE TO MEET YOU!" Actually, I already knew her, through lj interaction, but not real time. But still. It was lovely.

Anyway, here's to new friends, and here's to SMUT! WITH SMUTBOXES! AND COCKRINGS!

The Games People Play.

It's Welling's birthday, so that means I get to be wildly inappropriate and porn him in that special hell way. Dear Tommy: You are one sexy mother fucker. Love you. *licks*

Fandom: Smallville RPS
Title: Whiskey & Strippers
Pairing: Rosenbaum/Welling
Rated: NC-17
Notes: Well it's Welling's b-day, and Kate said he should get porned for his birthday, and who better to porn him with than his soulmate, Rosenbaum. So here's how it goes: For Rosey's b-day, I point a link to The Farting Preacher: For Tommy's b-day, I rps him. I'm so wrong, I'm so going to hell, you don't even have to tell me this time nofantasy.

( “Okay, what? You want a cookie?” He laughed, spreading his arms. “I just threw you a birthday party, got you and everyone drunk, and I even found some strippers!” )

Okay, now I think I'm off to write that Rosenbaum Vs. Kane Musical Taste Mocking fic that me and azewewish were talking about forever ago. The question is... is it Rosenbaum/Kane, or is it Rosenbaum & Kane. That's my only quandary.

... and Kane is hard to write, cause this took me two weeks to get it to a place where I deemed it postable

Title: This Pickup Truck
Rated: R
Pairing: Kane/Ackles, Kane/Boreanaz
Notes: for highwaymiles prompt 134. Christian Kane and Jensen Ackles OR David Boreanaz. Chris loves his old truck. It's... roomy. Tons of thanks go to ethrosdemon and some of these lines are straight up hers, and also to estrella30 for the final beta.

( There are at least ten reasons why Chris loves his truck, and only five of them have to do with the truck itself. )

Fandom: Smallville RPS
Title: Jeans & a T-Shirt
Rated: NC-17
Pairing: Rosenbaum/Welling
Notes: The rps with these guys? It writes itself.

( Tom, I'm halfway through your movie, dude. You look so hot in the shower. )

Take one Rosenbaum, one Welling, the shower scene in the Fog, and an article wherein Rosey says that he called in the middle of said scene to tell Tom how hot he was and this is what you get.

( Welling/Rosenbaum rps, which I'll likely flesh out later )

I wrote this for a comment in mskatej's journal, and it makes me giggle so much that I had to transplant it.

ETA: Wait no, even better... ( THIS is the one I'll expand later... )

Fandom: WBrps
Title: Sex & Pizza IV
People: Mike/Jensen, Jared
Rated: R (shocker, that)
Previously: part I, part II, part III
Notes: This is the first piece that's actually not porn. LOL. It's like, completely plot. The next part will have porn though, I promise.

( Jensen spent the first five minutes talking about absolute bullshit so he didn’t have to tell Mike that he was dicking out on their plans. The problem was, Mike had always been able to see through that, so he really didn’t know why he thought he’d get away with it today. )

Fandom: WBrps
Title: Sex & Pizza III
Pairing: Rosenbaum/Ackles
Rated: R, language
Previously: part I, part II
Notes: Ya'll voted pretty unanimously for "angst with lots of hot fun sex too" so hee. This is where the "plot" comes in, so it's no longer pwp. I kind of feel the need to apologize for the wip-ness of this fic. I didn't realize I had more to say until I... well, realized that I had more to say. LOL.

( It was moments like these that made it way too easy for Jensen to forget that this wasn't more than what it was. )

Fandom: WBrps
Title: Sex & Pizza II
Rated: NC-17
Pairing: Rosenbaum/Ackles (& unrequited TW/MR, JP/JA)
Notes: this is a uh... continuation? A follow up? A second part? To the fic I wrote before, Sex & Pizza. It's also, I believe, my first blowjob fic. LOL.

( They’d always gotten along well, and the fact that they were fucking around really didn’t alter the way they interacted at all. Well, aside from the way Mike could make him harder than just about anything just by looking at him. )

Ah. Yes. This is the Mike/Jensen fic I'd meant to write the other day.

Fandom: WBrps
Title: Sex & Pizza
Rated: NC-17
Pairing: Rosenbaum/Ackles
Notes: the sex and pizza quote is bastardized from the movie Threesome. And don't ask me why my WBrps always winds up with angst thrown into it, I don't know.

( It was a mistake of course. It wasn’t supposed to happen. Neither of them planned it. But then again, when did anyone plan stuff like this? )

It's my first oh tee four fic, do I get cookies now? LOL.

Fandom: WBrps
Title: See a Man About a Car
People: Jensen, Jared, Michael, & Tom
Rated: R, language
Notes: Okay, this was gonna be Rosenbaum/Ackles, but it so took on a mind of it’s own and wouldn’t let me do what I originally intended. I still like it though.
Warning: RPS, don’t like it, don’t read it.

( The only reason he doesn’t say anything is because he’s pretty sure his being annoyed is exactly what Michael wants, and like hell he’s gonna give him the satisfaction. )

Fandom: Smallville RPS
Title: Maybe it Was the Alcohol
Pairing: Welling/Rosenbaum
Rated: NC-17
Notes: did you know that Microsoft Word has a problem with the word dick? It keeps wanting me to capitolize it.

( Maybe it was the alcohol or maybe it was the fact that this had been their last day as Lex Luthor and Clark Kent, but there was an edge to Tom tonight and Michael wasn’t born yesterday. Something was happening here. )

Fandom: Smallville RPS
Title: Hey There, Good Lookin'
Rated: NC-17
Pairing: Welling/Rosenbaum
Notes: I'm trying to jumpstart an rps wave for SV, because we were seriously LOSING, you guys, to the SPN rps crowd! WE CAN NOT LOSE TO THEM! Even if I AM one of them. LOL. Well, ish. I have yet to write it, but it'll likely come.

Warning: It's rps people. Real People doing dirty, bad, wrong things that only happen in my head and not in real life. Unfortunately. Don't like it? Don't read it.

( Beer and beer and beer and chips and then some more beer, and hey. Ya know what? More beer. That’s been Michael’s motto all night, and right about now he’s pretty damn toasty. )

I knew this would happen. I just knew it. I set out ot write Glover/Rosenbaum, and it turns out to be Glover/Rosenbaum with a side of Welling/Rosenbaum. LOL. And a little more angsty than I meant for it to be, but it's still got a lot of levity, so that's good.

Fandom: Smallville RPS
Title: Chemistry
Pairing: Glover/Rosenbaum (hinted W/R)
Rating: R, language
Notes: once again, the smut is tame, the rating is for language... I just can't help but curse.

( John lowered the script to his lap and cocked his head to the side, smiling slightly. “Michael, are you flirting with me?” )

Fandom: Smallville RPS
Title: What If
Pairing: Welling/Rosenbaum
Rating: R
Notes: RPS, run away nofantasy, and anyone else who doesn't like rps. Also, spookyville, I made sure the smut part of this was on more of a PG-13 level for you. The R is just for the language.

( Ten thirty in the morning, and already they’d retreated to Michael’s van to avoid the cameras for a little while. “You ever think about how different this show might be if it were on a different channel?” )

So here's how it went down. kwerkee posted a picture of Rosenbaum and Jensen Ackles behind the scenes here. ( click here to see said pic ) estrella30 then said "SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME IN A WAY THAT DOESNT END UP IN A BLOWJOB. I DARE YOU." And I? Can't pass up a dare.

Fandom: SV RPS
Title: For Posterity's Sake
People: Rosenbaum/Jensen
Rated: NC-17
Note: This is RPS, so ya know ... nofantasy, you should run away, run away, run away NOW. For the rest of us... mmmm. Jensen Ackles/Michael Rosenbaum rps!

( “Tommy, let me call you back,” he said into the phone, turning to face Jensen more fully and tilting his head to the side as he flipped his phone closed. “Did you just take a picture of my chest?” )

Fandom: Smallville RPS
Title: Games
Rated: R, language
Pairing: Welling/Rosenbaum
Warning: RPS RPS RPS, don't like it? Don't read it.
Notes: O_o!!! RPS?! YAY! I blame this on elandrialore, who wrote an rps for sv_flashfiction

( Michael laughs then, leaning over to whisper in Tom’s ear. “Oh, Clark, just because I don’t like you very much right now, it doesn’t mean I don’t still want to fuck you.” )

Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie for notatracer's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY notatracer

The Comedic Value of Words
Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie RPS, NC-17

( “Which do you think is a funnier word. Jiggilypoof or googlywaddle?” )

This is for the ever lovely notatracer, who's been wooing me by plying me with Stephen Fry. She's been waiting for me to write her a Fry/Laurie story for AGES now, and finally I've done it. But this isn't your b-day present, love, this is just me trying out their voices.

Title: Purposefully Obtuse
People: Hugh Laurie/Stephen Fry
Rated: PG
Notes: Dialogue only, as it takes place over the phone. Across the Atlantic at that.

( “I’m not sure I ever libbed you, Stephen, to be quite honest. Love you, certainly. But not libb.” )

I can't help it. Their love is so canon. Tom and Michael just... MAKE me do it. I wish I still had my paid account so I could use the proper iconage! I've got userpics out the ass, all paid up in full... Damn you, LJ.

Fandom: Smallville RPS
Title: DAMNIT!
Rated: R, language
Pairing: Welling/Rosenbaum
Notes: This is really, really short. And they have to feel this way, dude. I would. I don't know what script they're reading. Anything in season 4, I suppose. Though, Bound comes to mind. And it's probably just me, but I find it amusing that the word that is the title to this fic isn't actually used IN the fic.

( 'I /hate/ this!' )

Rated: R, language
Pairings: Rosenbaum/Depp, Rosenbaum/Welling
Notes: This was written for elandrialore because she saw my description of this as a dream over here and I promised to write this fic if she wrote a fic based on an idea she'd never expanded on. She did, it can be found here, it's R/W as well, and it's lovely. Hope you like it babe, it wound up being rather long. LOL.

( To actually have a love scene, rough and raw and real, with a man? That wasn’t something he was sure he was ready for. Then he found out who his Mr. Robinson was going to be. )

So it occurs to me, while I'm on the dirty!wrong track, why don't we try it in the flavor of RPS? I don't even know if there's a place TO post this. sv_fanfic? sv_slash? I don't even know if it's accepted in this fandom! But you, f'list, get to see it regardless.

Fandom: Smallville RPS
People: Rosenbaum/Welling
Rated: R
Warning: RPS hits on a lot of people's squick factor, so... don't read it if you don't like RPS.
Notes: this is inspired by the commentary in season 2. I'm not sure which ep it was on, but Rosenbaum said "We have fun, right Tommy?" (or, something along those lines, it might be "don't we, Tommy?" I don't remember.) And ya know... this came out.

( the dirty!wrong in the key of real person slash )

I use my Vince icon because my Angelina one is out of rotation for the moment until I get my extra userpics back. I didn't think this was actually gonna come out of me, but it has. LOL. Now I'm tempted to write that Vince/Brad bit inspired by what Brad said about Vince. I'm such a sucker for writing Vince Vaughn slash. LOL! I get to do it so rarely. God, I like, never do RPS, what's with the two in the same weeks shit, with a third battering around in my head?!?!

Fandom: RPS
Title: No Such Thing As Bad Press
People: Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt/Jennifer Anniston
Rated: NC-17
Notes: so totally, completely michellek’s fault. And I thank her, because this was FUN! (Really, it's not, cause all she did was say "do it" when I mentioned it, but still... YOUR FAULT! You people are supposed to discourage my psychotic plotbunnies) These are real people in completely fabricated situations, so if that ain’t your bag? Turn away now.

( Sometimes though, you just gotta love the irony. )