This is not all of the responses to the ficlet/drabble prompts, I'm doing them in parts. This is just the first five. And ya'll? YAY! I got to write Chris/Jensen porn! WEEEEE!!!!

Ficlet/drabbles for: expastic, dolimir_k, idiosyncratic, without_me, & missboleyn

( SPN: Sam/Dean, cold, r, 645 words )

( SV: Chloe/Clark, aftermath, pg, 580 words )

( WBrps: Chris/Jensen, fire, pg-13, 578 words )

( WBrps: Chris/Jensen, water, nc-17, 992 words )

( TWW: Josh & Sam, pain, pg, 496 words )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Over Beer
Rated: PG-13, cause the f-word can be used once and still count as pg13
Characters: Josh, Donna, Will
Notes: Spoilers of season 6, all the way through. Takes place after the season finale, by about a half hour. I knew I'd eventually write ths, I just didn't think it'd take so long.

( “We should have gone for Yahtzee Tim, that’s what we should have done.” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Five Conversations It Hurt To Have
Rated: PG-13
Character: John Hoynes, various others
Notes: inspired by krazykitkat's 'five things that never happened' fic, I wrote a variation on that theme. Spoiler for the season 6 finale in number 5.

( five conversations it hurt to have... )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Apples and Peanut Butter
Pairing: Sam/Ainsley
Rated: PG-13
Challenge: for my challenge post, honeyelle requested Sam/Ainsley, and apples and peanut butter.

( “I’m not saying that affirmative action is evil, Sam, I’m saying it’s racist.” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Coulda, Woulda
Characters: Donna, Amy
Notes: set during Freedonia in season 6. I really don't know where this came from. I was trying to write an Amy/Donna slash piece, but it didn't come. I'm not practiced at femslash, so... I'll have to build up to it. I'm not even gonna bother to post this anywhere else. It's just for you, flist! Happy birthday! (Birthday, you ask? Yeah, I don't know either)

( “You would have admired the way I stood up for the things you never had the backbone for.” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Just Once
Rated: R
Pairings: Josh/Ronna, Josh/Donna
Notes: Uh. Not a happy story. But, I think, a realistic one. Spoilers through current place in season 6.

( So yeah, maybe it’s wrong of me to flirt with Ronna. Maybe it’s betraying Donna, though I really don’t see how. )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Non-Conventionally Romantic
Rated: PG
Characters: Josh, Helen
Notes: spoilers current through season 6. Tied loosely to a fic I wrote a while back called Poker Face. It's a sequel, really. An even took place in that fic that is referenced in this fic. You probably don't need to read it to get this, but heck... why not, right?

( “So I was nagging Matt last night about what a robot you are--” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: A Little Bit of Crème Puffitude
Rated: PG-13, for one f-bomb
Characters: Josh, Danny
Prequel to: Like Cary Grant
Notes: I don't know what the hell is up with that title, except for the fact that it made me giggle like mad. And this is what I was trying to write originally, but blew past to write Like Cary Grant. So, here is it, presented as a prequel.

( I ask because, most people that win things they’ve been working really hard on? They smile when they’ve won them )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Like Cary Grant
Rated: PG-13
Characters: Josh/Donna, Danny C.
Notes: This is actually a sidestep from something else I was gonna write. I might still write that, but for now, this will stand alone nicely. Spoilers through current place in Season 6.

( “You know what you gotta do,” Danny had said. “You gotta do it old school.” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: A Thousand Times Over
Rated: R, language
Pairing: Josh/Hoynes
Notes: Spoilers current through season 6, set slightly in the future. And I'd just like to say this is totally skywaterblue's fault, because she wrote a Josh/Hoynes rant, and it made my muse go absolutely apeshit and have to write this. Also, this was gonna just be a PWP, but then the angst muse reared it's ugly head, and it turned into this... LOL.

( “We really, really have to stop doing this.” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Shitty Day
Rated: R, language
Pairing: Josh/Ryan
Notes: This is set after Disaster Releif, or, actually, during it. Right after Josh yells at the Capitol Building. I know some of you probably don't like Ryan, but boy I did. He's so damn cute and funny! LOL. Anyway, here ya go...

( “And anyway, I’m drunk. Don’t expect me to quote Shakespeare right now.” )

I turned on my TV and there's Hawkeye, in all his glory. Apparently MASH runs at 1am here on ABC. Oh, the love I have for Hawkeye. I love you, Alan Alda. But that's not about this, so let's get to the story...

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: The Thing About the Guy
Rated: PG
Character: Will
Notes: There was a time I liked Will, and my love for Joshua Malina won't let me completely give up on him. So I decided to do an introspective on him. Or, a retrospective? I don't know! Whatever. Spoilers through current place in season 6.

( I'm good at being the guy behind the guy, I'm good at pulling the puppet strings. )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: In Times Like These
Rated: PG
Characters: Leo, Noah (yes, Josh's father)
Notes: I have no idea where this came from. It's set WAY pre-administration, back when Josh was 8, and Leo was still drinking.

( Everything in him tells him that if he misspeaks, if he says the wrong thing in the wrong way, this man before him will break. )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: One Last Hurrah
Rated: R
Pairing: Josh/Toby, references to Josh/Sam
Notes: Set after Faith-Based Initiative. I actually wrote this a while ago, I'm not sure why I didn't post it. LOL. I'm not certain with it, Josh/Toby isn't exactly a well-fic'd combo. Not all that many of them out there. There should be though! Yum.

( He’d never expected it to be Toby, but when things come to be it never really matters how you got there. )

Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels is on Bravo right now, and God do I love that movie. That has nothing at all to do with the following fic, I just wanted to mention it.

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: A Little Bit of Levity
Characters: Josh, Mallory
Notes: spoilers for, set during, etc... In the Shadow of Two Gunmen. I would also like to say that while the show has never gone into exactly how long Josh and Leo have known each other, in my head it's always been that Leo's known Josh pretty much his whole life. He's one of Josh's father's 'oldest friends', so I'm presupposing a little history there. Anyway. Read now. LOL.

( “Funny thing happened on the way out of that speech, huh?” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: We Can't Stop This
Rated: PG
Characters: Sam, Josh
Notes: post-ep, or really during-ep, for Lord John Marbury, after Sam and Josh go through the deposition type thingie about Leo's Vicadin addiction.

( You shouldn't have done that... )

OH, have I been wanting to write this fic for a long time. I'm aware my take on a key part of this story may be mine alone, but I think if you watch Two Cathedrals, you'll see where I'm coming from.

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Words of Wisdom
Characters: Josh, Bartlet
Rated: PG-13
Notes: Set post Drought Conditions.

( “Shall I leave you and your desk alone, Josh?” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: The Things You'll Never Say
Character: Leo, others
Notes: This broke my heart. LOL. I broke my own heart, the things I just did to Leo. But I had to do it, because I was thinking about the second episode of this season tonight, The Birnam Woods. I was thinking about how beautifully shot Leo's heart attack was, and how they somehow managed to make it seem like Vietnam.

( You feel like you’re right back in the foxhole, and there’s nothing else anyone can ever tell you to ever make you think differently.  )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: It’s Not Personal, It’s Politics
Rated: R, language
Characters: Leo, Josh
Notes: this is for teddibear, because I asked for Leo ideas, and she gave this one. It's not exactly what she said, but it's close, and it's how it came to me. Set after the season 5 Constituency of One through Shut Down

( No, I mean, is there something I can do to prove to you that I can actually do my job again? )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: --
Rated: PG
Notes: written for dianora2, who wanted Santos as Pres, Josh as COS, and Donna as Press Secretary.

( “Would you prefer I flog you with a thin long stick, or a short fat one?” )

I was watching The Muse tonight. It's an Albert Brooks film, and I adore Albert Brooks. Anyway, Brad Whitford is in it (bit part), and I had to laugh, because so is Mark Feuerstein. And do you know what Mark's character's name is? Josh. LOL!

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Over Dinner
Rated: PG, because I still don't get the whole 'new ratings system' bullshit
Characters: Donna, Cliff
Notes: I've adored Mark for ages now, ever since a really short lived show called Fired Up with Sharon Lawrence and Leah Remini. So, when he showed up on TWW as more of a regular character I knew I was going to be writing fic about him. And since I let Josh have a moment with someone that wasn't Donna (or Sam), I thought I should give Donna a fic that didn't have Josh in it too. But don't worry, I am in no way giving up on J/D, nor will I quit ficcing them. I'm just doing that whole branching out thing.

( “I have to tell you, Donna, you look amazing tonight.” )

Fandom: The West Wing
Title: Moving On
Rated: PG
Pairing: Josh/Rhonna
Notes: Spoilers for La Palabra. And written because I like Rhonna, in that shy sort of southern girl next door way, and I think I saw something in the way she looked at Josh in that episode.

( “Then I reiterate… ugh,” she said, laughing and looking over at him. “My feet are in your lap.” )

Fandom: TWW
Title: Enough
Rated: NC-17, though more of an R
Pairing: Josh/Donna
Notes: Not a happy story. I'm just warning because... angst. Angst and lots of it. It's spoilers through Drought Conditions, and set sometime after that.

( “Right now, Donna, who are you lying to? Me, or yourself?” )

Fandom: TWW
Title: Edge of the Wave
Rated: PG
Characters: Sam & Josh
Notes: Set just after In the Shadow of Two Gunmen.

( He never was a morning person, but waking up after the shooting in incredibly impossible. )